You're Fired

     
 Dear Human Body Corporation:
     You should not fire the Cardiovascular System because you will have problems. One of the three problems is Atherosclerosis. The second one is heart attack. The third one is Heart Failure. Atherosclerosis, heart attack, and heart failure, could happen to you if you fire the Cardiovascular System.
      The first problem you may have is atherosclerosis. Atherosclerosis is when cholesterol builds up in your blood vessels. If you didn't have me you would need to check your cholesterol a lot. You would not eat high cholesterol foods like Big Macs, eggs, or cheese. That is what would happen to you from Atherosclerosis.
       The second problem you could have is a heart attack. Your heart is getting attacked because your heart muscle cells die, or get damaged. You would probably die with out me from heart attacks. Doctors would be caring for you from heart attacks. That is what would happen to you from heart attacks.
        The third problem you may have is heart failure.Your heart does not meet the body's needs when you have heart failure. If you fire me, you will probably die. If you don't die then you will be in the hospital for a long time. That is what would happen to you from heart failure.
         There are three big reasons why you should not fire the Cardiovascular System. One is atherosclerosis, that builds up in your cholesterol. Second is heart attack, that is when heart muscle cells die, or get damaged. Third is heart failure, that is when the heart cannot meet the body's needs. That is why should not fire the Cardiovascular System.
     Sincerely,
The Cardiovascular System

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